Tradie Jokes for Smoko

Tradie Jokes for Smoko

The work day can be bloody hard! Here at Aussie Man Hands we love a good laugh, especially if it involves taking the piss…sorry apprentices!

Here’s a couple of oldies n goldies to get you through the work day. You can do it. We believe in you.


How many sparkies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.


What do mechanics call duct tape?


Want to hear a joke about the construction industry in Australia?
Too bad, they’re still working on it.


What do you call a one night stand with a tradie?
Nut and bolt.


Three tradies are sitting on a scaffolding eating lunch.

A sparkie, a brickie, and a welder are sitting on a high rise scaffolding on their lunch break. They all open their lunches to find ham sangas.

The sparkie sighs and says,

"I hate ham, my wife knows I hate ham, yet every day I end up with this bloody sanga. If I get one more of these, I'm jumping off this building."

The brickie agrees with him, saying "You know what, I feel the same way. I'm tired of this bland lunch every day. One more of these and I'm jumping off after you.”

The welder chimes in as well, saying "I hate this sanga, too. I'm with you boys."

Well the next day comes, and they find themselves in the same spot for lunch. The sparkie pulls out a ham sandwich and true to his word, jumps off and goes splat. The brickie opens up his lunch, discovers the same and jumps as well. So does the welder.

At the funeral, the sparkie's widow found out what happened and was talking to the other widows, saying "If only I had known how much he hated that lunch, I would have packed him something else."

The brickie's widow says "For sure! I didn't know he wanted something else."

The welder's widow pauses and then says "Don't look at me, my husband packed his own lunch." 


A brickie was discharged after accusation of murder
There was no concrete evidence.

What do tradies’ do at parties?
They raise the roof.


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